End of 2005 Topicality

Hello All.

I hope that you have all been good and bad boys and girls this year. Moderation in all things, ya’ know.

Here is an early Winter Solstice gift to you all:

http://www.jonathanarons.com/video/flyaway.swf

If I could move like this dude, I would probably be the perfect man. Alas, I can not, so breathe easy. I am accepting gift certificates to Arthur Murray, by the way.

If y’all have any goofy skits along these lines, send them in!

This entry was written by Matthew Guilford, posted on November 30, 2005 at 9:42 pm, filed under Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

10 Comments

  1. Scott Mendoker

    I KNEW there was a reason for slide locks…………. Dunno, Matt, with the right medication, you could do that.

    Posted December 1, 2005 at 1:33 pm | Permalink
  2. Wife of Almost Perfect Man

    I guarantee you, even with all the medication in the world, he could not.

    Posted December 1, 2005 at 9:20 pm | Permalink
  3. Scott Mendoker

    I MEANT – wear that red dress. He’s got the legs.

    Posted December 1, 2005 at 9:38 pm | Permalink
  4. Matthew Guilford

    I love the part where the blonde has to hike up her dress. That is so sexy! Good thing my wife never reads this blog…….

    Scott, I think I could do this, but I would have to wear a mauve dress. Red is just not good for my skin color, plus it clashes with my leg hairs.

    Posted December 1, 2005 at 11:21 pm | Permalink
  5. John Manning

    Matt: I caught this guy on Leno on a bit called “Impress Ed Asner” – it was amazing!!!! HyooooMaaah! – John Manning

    Posted December 3, 2005 at 2:02 pm | Permalink
  6. Anonymous

    This guys was also on Showtime at the Apollo. . . and he did not get booed. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, – George Perry

    Posted December 6, 2005 at 8:41 am | Permalink
  7. Gabe Langfur

    Oh boy..if you like this, you’ll love these: http://www.thepetersonproject.com/films.htm I particularly love this one: http://www.thepetersonproject.com/Date.htm Enjoy! – Gabe

    Posted December 7, 2005 at 5:23 pm | Permalink
  8. Matthew Guilford

    Okay. Jonathan Arons has agreed to a lesson swap: I get a badly needed dance lesson and he gets a no-so-badly-needed trombone lesson. Works for me. What was up with the chick in the Peterson Project film? She obviously does not appreciate the finer things in life, such as Buffalo wings and pedal tones. Any woman of substance would immediately recognize the…..the….well, if you have to ask, you will never know.

    Posted December 10, 2005 at 11:50 pm | Permalink
  9. Matthew Guilford

    My vote for best use of Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana of 2005: http://www.bigad.com.au/ Click “YES” on the pop-up browser to view.

    Posted December 10, 2005 at 11:57 pm | Permalink
  10. hakeem.bilal

    Here is that clip of him at the Apollo if you hadn’t seen it already. http://sourcekills.com/downloads/trombon.wmv

    Posted March 22, 2006 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

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